Mar 28
Mike O’Brien and I are in PAPER MAGAZINE’s Beautiful People issue.  Look, I’m a beautiful and sexual individual but I didn’t get this way alone. I’d like to thank the following things for contributing to my physical appearance over the years: Hair Cuttery, Head and Shoulders, Stolen Shampoo from Hotels, Milk (1982-2009), No Milk (2009-Present), Oxy Pads, Clearasil, Tetracycline, Benzac and all the great Acne treatments, Crest Toothpaste, Free Toothbrushes, Floss (sometimes), Tobacco Companies, Coffee and Other Harmful Stimulants, The Greenpoint YMCA, 10lb weights, 20lb weights, Even 25lb weights, Hotel Treadmills, FiberCon, The Color Blue, And of course, McGillicuddy’s Penis Lengthening Supplements.  Thanks

Mike O’Brien and I are in PAPER MAGAZINE’s Beautiful People issue. 

Look, I’m a beautiful and sexual individual but I didn’t get this way alone. I’d like to thank the following things for contributing to my physical appearance over the years:

Hair Cuttery, Head and Shoulders, Stolen Shampoo from Hotels, Milk (1982-2009), No Milk (2009-Present), Oxy Pads, Clearasil, Tetracycline, Benzac and all the great Acne treatments, Crest Toothpaste, Free Toothbrushes, Floss (sometimes), Tobacco Companies, Coffee and Other Harmful Stimulants, The Greenpoint YMCA, 10lb weights, 20lb weights, Even 25lb weights, Hotel Treadmills, FiberCon, The Color Blue, And of course, McGillicuddy’s Penis Lengthening Supplements. 

Thanks

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