Feb 14
Don’t get stuck standing alone at some vineyard wedding. Come see John Mulaney live in Minneapolis. March 16th. Varsity Theater.
We just added a 2nd show. Get tickets here.

Don’t get stuck standing alone at some vineyard wedding. Come see John Mulaney live in Minneapolis. March 16th. Varsity Theater.

We just added a 2nd show. Get tickets here.

Jan 18

Hi. In an effort to get attention and U.S. money I am performing stand-up comedy in various cities this winter. 

NEW YORK CITY. CAROLINES. FEB 22-24. TIX HERE

MADISON, WI. MARCH 1. BARRYMORE THEATER. TIX HERE

MILWAUKEE. MARCH 2. THE PABST THEATER. TIX HERE

CLEVELAND. MARCH 15. TIX HERE

MINNEAPOLIS. MARCH 16. VARSITY THEATER. TIX HERE

If a pattern of jewelry thefts emerges in these cities during the time I am there please know it is but a coincidence. How could I steal when I am but an old widower bound to this ivory cane? (cane pic to follow)

Jul 16
annamarie:

I wrote an essay about my relationship with Margot Tenenbaum that you can read in the new issue of Afterzine, along with tons of other essays by great people.  Order it here and spread the word by peer pressuring your friends to order it too!!   

I was pretty delighted by how much Annamarie has in common with Margot Tenenbaum when I read her essay. I hope she doesn’t “make a cuckold out of me…many times over” like Margot did to Raleigh St Clair, even though I have a real Raleigh vibe when we are home together. Go order Afterzine. It looks very cool.

annamarie:

I wrote an essay about my relationship with Margot Tenenbaum that you can read in the new issue of Afterzine, along with tons of other essays by great people.  Order it here and spread the word by peer pressuring your friends to order it too!!   

I was pretty delighted by how much Annamarie has in common with Margot Tenenbaum when I read her essay. I hope she doesn’t “make a cuckold out of me…many times over” like Margot did to Raleigh St Clair, even though I have a real Raleigh vibe when we are home together. Go order Afterzine. It looks very cool.

Jul 13
From my Nana. Me age 6 watching my Grandfather play drums. I wish I still wore clip-on ties.  (Taken with Instagram)

From my Nana. Me age 6 watching my Grandfather play drums. I wish I still wore clip-on ties. (Taken with Instagram)

Jun 30
Early Kenny G (Taken with Instagram)

Early Kenny G (Taken with Instagram)

King of Greaseball City (apologies) (Taken with Instagram)

King of Greaseball City (apologies) (Taken with Instagram)

Jun 23
The folks in this ad welcomed me like one of the family (Taken with Instagram)

The folks in this ad welcomed me like one of the family (Taken with Instagram)

May 06
Hipstamatic photo from last night where Anna and I look like ghosts and I maybe look drunk. 

Hipstamatic photo from last night where Anna and I look like ghosts and I maybe look drunk. 

Apr 30

annamarie:

While in Austin this past weekend John, Joe Mande and I found almost all the locations from Friday Night Lights.  John did his Buddy Garrity impression for most of the tour, which may account for why Joe only joined us on the first day of sight seeing.  Yes, we did spend two days doing this. 

It did take two days and it was completely worth it. For the record my Buddy Garrity impression is very very good. Some of the words I say best as him are “Lyla” and “Eric!” and of course, “the Boosters.” Saying the Boosters really helps me get into it. The best part of the tour for me was when we were at the real life Panther field (a functioning high-school called Pflugerville High) and I tried to take a photo of the real Panther athletes. Joe Mande correctly pointed out it was bad to photograph high school boys. Point taken.

"Lyla, I owe it to the Boosters" — Me as Buddy Garrity. 

Apr 20

carmellobello:

“It’s Complicated”

(link via)

It’s Complicated is a porno movie for women in their 50s and 60s. It features a college graduation, attractive kids who don’t want to leave home, a group of fun female friends including Rita Wilson, Alec Baldwin, a woman who owns her own Dean & Deluca type business yet never has to work there, Steve Martin with two tickets to a Jazz Festival, a beautiful kitchen, and plans to redecorate that kitchen. Also every man in the movie looks like he was dressed by a group of women. Also all the music sounds like it’s from a Starbucks car CD. The one fatal flaw is that they never show you the new kitchen. Come on!

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