Jul 21
@amtendler caught her sleeping, which was not hard.

@amtendler caught her sleeping, which was not hard.

Feb 21
annamarie:

I’m excited to announce that The Daily Face will soon be a book!
Coming in 2014, published by Chronicle Books.
Tell everyone you know!

My favorite person is now my favorite published author. This book has been and will be a big undertaking and I can’t wait to see it. I’m so proud of her and soon you will be too. So keep an eye out for THE DAILY FACE book. 2014.
 I am sure I will be called upon to model for it. I am PREPARED to do that PSYCHOLOGICALLY. I know this sweet little face of mine can turn heads. 

annamarie:

I’m excited to announce that The Daily Face will soon be a book!

Coming in 2014, published by Chronicle Books.

Tell everyone you know!

My favorite person is now my favorite published author. This book has been and will be a big undertaking and I can’t wait to see it. I’m so proud of her and soon you will be too. So keep an eye out for THE DAILY FACE book. 2014.

 I am sure I will be called upon to model for it. I am PREPARED to do that PSYCHOLOGICALLY. I know this sweet little face of mine can turn heads. 

Feb 14
Don’t get stuck standing alone at some vineyard wedding. Come see John Mulaney live in Minneapolis. March 16th. Varsity Theater.
We just added a 2nd show. Get tickets here.

Don’t get stuck standing alone at some vineyard wedding. Come see John Mulaney live in Minneapolis. March 16th. Varsity Theater.

We just added a 2nd show. Get tickets here.

Jan 18

Hi. In an effort to get attention and U.S. money I am performing stand-up comedy in various cities this winter. 

NEW YORK CITY. CAROLINES. FEB 22-24. TIX HERE

MADISON, WI. MARCH 1. BARRYMORE THEATER. TIX HERE

MILWAUKEE. MARCH 2. THE PABST THEATER. TIX HERE

CLEVELAND. MARCH 15. TIX HERE

MINNEAPOLIS. MARCH 16. VARSITY THEATER. TIX HERE

If a pattern of jewelry thefts emerges in these cities during the time I am there please know it is but a coincidence. How could I steal when I am but an old widower bound to this ivory cane? (cane pic to follow)

Jul 16
annamarie:

I wrote an essay about my relationship with Margot Tenenbaum that you can read in the new issue of Afterzine, along with tons of other essays by great people.  Order it here and spread the word by peer pressuring your friends to order it too!!   

I was pretty delighted by how much Annamarie has in common with Margot Tenenbaum when I read her essay. I hope she doesn’t “make a cuckold out of me…many times over” like Margot did to Raleigh St Clair, even though I have a real Raleigh vibe when we are home together. Go order Afterzine. It looks very cool.

annamarie:

I wrote an essay about my relationship with Margot Tenenbaum that you can read in the new issue of Afterzine, along with tons of other essays by great people.  Order it here and spread the word by peer pressuring your friends to order it too!!   

I was pretty delighted by how much Annamarie has in common with Margot Tenenbaum when I read her essay. I hope she doesn’t “make a cuckold out of me…many times over” like Margot did to Raleigh St Clair, even though I have a real Raleigh vibe when we are home together. Go order Afterzine. It looks very cool.

Jul 13
From my Nana. Me age 6 watching my Grandfather play drums. I wish I still wore clip-on ties.  (Taken with Instagram)

From my Nana. Me age 6 watching my Grandfather play drums. I wish I still wore clip-on ties. (Taken with Instagram)

Jun 30
Early Kenny G (Taken with Instagram)

Early Kenny G (Taken with Instagram)

King of Greaseball City (apologies) (Taken with Instagram)

King of Greaseball City (apologies) (Taken with Instagram)

Jun 23
The folks in this ad welcomed me like one of the family (Taken with Instagram)

The folks in this ad welcomed me like one of the family (Taken with Instagram)

May 06
Hipstamatic photo from last night where Anna and I look like ghosts and I maybe look drunk. 

Hipstamatic photo from last night where Anna and I look like ghosts and I maybe look drunk. 

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