If a pattern of jewelry thefts emerges in these cities during the time I am there please know it is but a coincidence. How could I steal when I am but an old widower bound to this ivory cane? (cane pic to follow)
Seth Meyers’ mother and my mother both grew up in a town called Marblehead, Massachusetts. The Marblehead Reporter did a story on our connection to the town. My grandmother is quoted as saying she did not like the suit I wore in my Comedy Central Special. It is the only quote she gave.
UPDATE: My mom says my Nana does not remember saying that to the paper. But does not deny that she didn’t like the suit I wore.
[Corrected at 2:45 p.m., Jan. 19: An earlier version of this post incorrectly identified the golden retriever as a dog named Indiana Bones. Indiana Bones is a coroner’s department cadaver dog and it found a severed hand.]